i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Fuck appropriateness.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
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