At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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