i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Randomize
