he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
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It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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