I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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