Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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