That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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