She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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