Everything about him screamed your future.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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