All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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