Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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