you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
this boner is exhausting
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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