I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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