yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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