For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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