Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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