Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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