I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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