He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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