I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
i will never coherently bang her
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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