if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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