Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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