I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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