well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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