I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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