How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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