Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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