I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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