Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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