Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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