Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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