I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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