I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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