I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
If I die, sorry about rent.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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