i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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