? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
