he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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