he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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