I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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