Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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