i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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