you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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