I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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