Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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