Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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