Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
