is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
