It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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