so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
