you guys were way drunker than both of me
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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