Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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