can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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