and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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