we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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